Why I'm an only child and other slightly naughty Plains folktales / Roger Welsch ; foreword by Dick Cavett.

A Brief but Suitably Scholarly and Boring Introduction
But Enough about Me-What Do You Know about Me?
Plain Talk about the Plains, Definitions, and What Folklore Is, Isn't, Might Be, and Is Mostly
A Lesson in Proper Diction
Why I'm an Only Child
A Special Announcement
Dad Instructs Me about Civil Ribaldry Even as I Thought I Was Instructing Him
Naughty Is in the Ears of the Beholder
A First Lesson in Military Nomenclature
Diction Friction
Evoked and Provoked
Cipherin'
Thinking Fast
Cold . . . and Deep
Inhouse Outhouses
Speaking of Treed Raccoons
Harvard Law
Urban vs. Rural
The Eternal Cuckold
Now's Your Chance
Using the Imagination
Ways of the Wise
Traffic Flow
Speaking of the Innocence of the Gentle Sex
Oh, Dat Ole! Oh, Dat Lena!
Same Idea, Different Names
No Boyz Aloud
The Church of What?
What Did He Say?
How You Gonna Keep 'Em down on the Farm (after They've Seen the Farm)
The Birds Do It, Bees Do It
Indiscreet Secretions
Why Is It Called a "Fly?"
Geriatric Indignities
Callow Youth
Age Has Nothing to Do with It
Innocent? Or Simply Not Guilty?
Other Unmentionables
An Afterword.