Cover
Copyright
Contents
Love Will Tear Us Apart
Sticky Notes
Worst Punk Band
Awesome Dad
Cul-de-Sac
Rubber Chicken
Motivational Poster
Punk Song
Finger Roll
Lurid Dreamcatcher
Put It on a T-Shirt
Pigeon
Shipwreck
Your Results Aren't Good
I, Too, Have Been Unfaithful
Chicken Sandwich
Middle School Research Project
Seasons of Mists and Mellow Fruitfulness
Space Smells Like Metal
Credit Card
I Against I
I Used to Be a Landscaper
A Wicked Case of Hiccups
Wormhole
Nuclear Volleyball
Discount Hand Grenades
Hazmat Suit
The Great Pyramids
Bigger Wave
You Sound Like Your Mother
This Guy from Turkey
Doom Scroll
A Quick Bedtime Story
GO TEAM!
Jack and Diane
Gutter Guy
Din
Disentanglement Puzzle
Folk Song
Back-To-School Supplies
Brother-In-Law
Eating My Peas
The Trojan Horse Appears in New Hampshire
Cancel Culture
Phoebe Bourassa
But We Still Have More Errands to Run
To the Lake
Trouble
Clouds
Yellow Rain Slicker
Acknowledgments.