Introduction / Adam Gopnik
Into Your Tent I'll Creep
Tuberoses and Tigers
How Ruritanian Can You Get?
Sodom in the Suburbs
Lady, Play Your Endocrines
Great Aches from Little Boudoirs Grow
Antic Hey-Hey
Why, Doctor, What Big Green Eyes You Have!
Rock-a-Bye, Viscount, in the Treetop
Four-and-Twenty Blackjacks
Oh, Sing Again That Song of Venery
When to the Sessions of Sweet Silent Films ...
Roll on, Thou Deep and Dark Scenario, Roll
Vintage Swine
The Wickedest Woman in Larchmont
I'm Sorry I Made Me Cry
By the Waters of Razz-Ma-Tazz
"M" Is for the Migraine That She Gave Me
Mayfair Mama, Turn Your Damper Down
Hungarian Goulash, with Battered Noodles
It Takes Two to Tango, but Only One to Squirm
Shades of Young Girls among the Flummery