Introduction: Upon finding oneself to be plain, cranky, a bit self-absorbed, and a tad slutty
Making a spectacle of oneself: Daring drama queens of dubious renown
Ballbusters: Business broads who played with the big boys
That's sissy stuff: Dames who took a perfectly good thing and made it better
The righteous sisters: Goody-goodies for God
Running her mouth: Big-mouth broads, changing the world one cringey reveal at a time
Too far, too soon: shrill shrews who didn't know when to stop
Conclusion: Be dreadful.