The etiquette of downsizing
Let's all hop in a Ryder truck
Would Pat Buchanan take a check from Satan?
Don't vote, it only encourages them
Democrat? Republican? Can you tell the difference?
Not on the Mayflower? Then leave!
Big welfare mamas
Let's dump on Orange County
How to conduct the Rodney King Commemorative Riot
Pagan babies
Germany still hasn't paid for its sins, and I intend to collect
So you want to kill the president!
Show trials I'd like to see
If Clinton had balls
Steve Forbes was an alien
Corporate crooks trading cards
Why are union leaders so f#!@ing stupid?
Balance the budget? Balance my checkbook!
Mike's Penal Systems, Inc.
Mandate? what mandate?
My forbidden love for Hillary
A sperm's right to life
Let's pick a new enemy!
Those Keystone Cubans
What America needs is a makeover
O.J. is innocent
The Liddy problem
I try to commit Bob Dornan
Skip the candidates, vote for the lobbyists!
Harassing gays for extra credit
Take that pen out of Bob Dole's hand
Free us, Nelson Mandela!
NAFTA's great! Let's move Washington to Tijuana!
Why doesn't GM sell crack?
I want my tax break or I'm leaving
Mike's militia
Everyone fired, Wall street reacts favorably.