When everything goes wrong
The act : sweat and sequins, shine it on
Seesaw : it's not where you start
Breakfast at Tiffany's : excruciatingly boring
Dude : mud in the valley (at a $15-top)
Star turns
Hellzapoppin : fits and fights and feuds (and egos)
Fade out-fade in : disposition and indisposition
Illya darling : the one-eyed prostitute
Irene : that's how the money goes
Material objection
Mack & Mabel : goodbye, Mabel!
Hallelujah, baby! : a conclave of ego-maniacal children
Kwamina : the rising edge of hysteria
Cry for us all : a little turntable music, please
Salvage jobs
Golden boy : misbegotten but alive
Tenderloin : any suggestions?
How now, Dow Jones : the doctor is in
I remember Mama : fjord every stream
Outside interference
Subways are for sleeping : calling all critics
Skyscraper : Thanksgiving turkey
Flying colors : breakdown
On a clear day you can see forever : a shot in the arm
Battle stations
Pickwick : a case of mumps
Rex : knockout
The red shoes : the secret vision
Nick & Nora : ten big boys in a room
The nadir
Kelly : "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp".