The Brighton united twins
A surprising gift for showmanship
Nowhere else under the sun
A total absence of synchrony
Betwixt the two, there ain't so much as a farthing's worth of self-pity
A slip of mother nature's hand
Strangely wise and filled with unvoiced thoughts
The act contains nothing repellent or gruesome
Not a trifling sum
By wiles and conceits
A four-sided love triangle
Freedom was the most important
They were just average girls
How to manage a bride when her sister is present on all occasions
Too bad only one of them went for boys
She won't bother us any more than a kitty sleeping on the other pillow
People get badly hurt by love sometimes
Be gracious under any circumstances
Their phone was not going to stop ringing
Scared, shaking, hungry little puppies
Those days are now over, over forever.