On the sacredness of life
Introduction. The saline solution
an inner sea
Land of smiles
An encounter with Jordan Rose
I had a farm in Africa
Death of a mouse
Intimate relationships
A peek into the anus of
my child
The well-hung dog
Fiery serpent
It hardly ever happens
The anti-semitic tapeworm
Mother always wanted me to be a real doctor
Missus Murphy's baby
The day I flunked the macho test
The biblical plagues
Alley cats and seagulls
A better mousetrap
Scandals and ghosts
Spiny-headed monsters
Bloodsucking beasts
Ode to a cockroach
Bats, bugs, and bloody bites
Little fleas have littler fleas
How to get rid of crabs
Wild virgins
Inexplicable behavior: some relationships are more intimate than others
Topsy-turvy worlds
A day in the Caribbean
Tit, tit, tittie
cuckoo
The game of life: name that category
Paean of praise
Tips for travelers.