The year of being normal
How the most expensive pizza of my life resulted in delayed gratzification
Eight Madmen, the biggest asshole in Ohio and one very normal guy
How to get your very own Madman nickname
Normal guys walk with pretty girls who giggle
A word from my sponsor
Shoemaker's kid
Tales of the Madman Underground
"Don't be an asshole," explained in easy-to-understand terms
Cussing a blue streak does not work on goddam ghoul bastards
I was a third-grade Communist
Two stooges short of an act
An afternoon down the toilet
In their backseat or at McDonald's, the Madmen sleep tonight
That, son, was the Lone Madman
The value of anything
Tonto joins the All-Faggot Midnight Softball League
Tales the Madmen never tell
Love, waffles, Capitalism, Scooby-Doo, and a grave in the rain
You can't throw away a great deal like that
How many Madman stories ever made any sense?
Paradise lost, bedshitter found, Paradise regained
Water under the bridge, letting the cat out of the bag, everyone's beautiful naked, and several other clichés
The long end of the stick isn't so hot either
A completely normal Monday, if you happen to be a Madman
How Uncle Al became my favorite Hollering Asshole, and vice versa
I love the McDonald's crowd, I always feel like I'm coming home here./