I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher
Three old ladies knit the socks of death
Grover unexpectedly loses his pants
My mother teaches me bullfighting
I play pinochle with a horse
I become supreme lord of the bathroom
My dinner goes up in smoke
We capture a flag
I am offered a quest
I ruin a perfectly good bus
We visit the Garden Gnome Emporium
We get advice from a poodle
I plunge to my death
I become a known fugitive
God buys us cheeseburgers
We take a zebra to Vegas
We shop for water beds
Annabeth does obedience school
We find out the truth, sort of
I battle my jerk relative
I settle my tab
Prophecy comes true.