Foreword: Dave Eggers
Introduction: The rules
Welcome to the shitshow
The interview
Getting along with grown-ups
Crappy job, great career
Extra pants and other teacher essentials
Watch your mouth
Fear, anger, and controlling a classroom
So, you think you're a terrible teacher
The goddamn Internet
The worst advice ever
White-guy bullshit
When kids work for change
Give your room to the kids
Liberal racism, racist racism, and the middle road
When bad things happen
I quit
Let me tell you about these kids.