An Acoustic Intro; Beatles or Stones? Or the Question of Identity; What Kind of Air Guitar Do You Play? Or the Question of Reality; Billy Joel, Really? Or the Question of Authenticity; Does Rush Suck? Or the Question of Taste; What Do You Call a Drummer in a Three-piece Suit? Or the Question of Rock Band Hierarchy; Rock's Secret Weapon, or the Question of Audacity (and Concept Albums); Godot, the Musical, or the Question of Hype; Deadheads and Mekons Fans, or the Question of Musical Cults.

The Coolest Song You've Never Heard, or the Question of Musical ArcheologyTo Cover or to Run for Cover? Or the Question of Sonic Forgery; Can a DJ Save Your Life? Or the Oxymoronic Question of EDM Concerts; What We Write About When We Write About Rock, or the Question of Rock Criticism; Acknowledgments.