The Willoughbys / Lois Lowry ; nefariously written and ignominiously illustrated by the author.

1. The Old-Fashioned Family and the Beastly Baby
2. A Parental Conspiracy
3. Contemplating Orphanhood
4. An Impending Vacation
5. The Arrival of the Odious Nanny
6. Nanny Prepares Porridge
7. The Melancholy Tycoon
8. A Cryptic Communication
9. Clever Camouflage
10. An Alabaster Aphrodite
11. An Astonishing Acquisition
12. Another Cryptic Communication
13. The Obsequious Postmaster
14. Reencountering an Infant
15. A Regrettable Transaction
16. Two Terrible Tourists
17. An Auspicious Change
18. A Walking Tour Is Suggested
19. Long Hours in the Laboratory
20. A Confectionary Recognition
21. A Decision, an Announcement, and an Unexpected Arrival.